Ya gotta start somewhere, right?

Why a blog?

Because sometimes you just need to stand on a something tall (what the hell is a soapbox, anyway?) and proclaim to anyone within earshot they would be much better off if they would just listen to you.

So, with much less fanfare than I might generally prefer, here I go.

LISTEN UP, PEOPLE! If only for a few seconds, please refrain from whatever trivial activity you might be involved in, and turn your attention my way. I want you all to know that you would all be much better off if you would just listen to me.

Now, try to keep that in mind, and somewhere between personal hygiene tasks and reruns of The Simpsons, check back here to see what comes next.